We were staying near the Gap in a lovely self catering apartment called Bugler's Cottage. One morning, two days before my scheduled hike, I woke up early. So, I thought I would walk up the Gap a little way to take a peek. My wife was sleeping as I slipped out the door and headed toward the Gap.
Continuing on, I walked pass the famous (also infamous) Kate Kearney's Cottage. I imagined this was as quiet as it ever gets. This is the starting point, the hub for everyone who comes to see the Gap. The parking lot was empty. The horses and the Jaunting Carts nowhere in sight. No movement, no lights, no people. There was just the road, the Gap, the mountains and the clouds.
The peaks on either sight of the Gap were shrouded in a heavy blanket of fog. I'd rather call them clouds. But I guess when clouds touch the earth they are technically fog. I paused for a moment to consider them. While they seemed to be suspended by strings giving them a weightless appearance, their thickness, the density of the clouds gave them an apparent weight they did not have. They looked like they were trying to push the mountains back into the earth from where they came. But the strength and the stubbornness of the mountain stood firm, not to be moved.
I'm not sure how long I was standing there, silently considering the clouds and the hills when my ears caught a sound. It was not the birds or a small stream. but it was the sound of water, the sound of water falling. Looking towards the sound, I saw nothing but dense thicket. Hawthorn, I think. No water of any kind was visible from the road with no obvious means of getting to the sound. There was a fence along the side of the road barring my way from seeking the stream. Finding a place to get through or over of the fence was proving to be a challenge.
Finally, I found where I could get through the fence without disturbing it. I started walking down the slope toward the sound of rushing waters. The ground was soggy, with standing water in old animal tracks. The trees / bushes were close together with branches reaching the ground in many places. It was hard to determine which was more difficult to maneuver around, the wet turf or pokey branches.
I had been picking my way along, parallel to an ancient stone fence, which ran down the slope as if pointing to my watery quest. I thought is was worth a try to walk on the top of the stone wall, at least my feet would be dry. The stones were almost four feet off the ground, a little over a meter. The top was nearly a meter wide. At first I thought the stones would be loose and shifty under my feet. However, the wall was as firm as the road I had walked on earlier. As I walked along the top of the stone wall I marveled at the sturdiness of the construction that had stood for hundreds of years. Now, all that was left was getting through the branches.
After many minutes, the fence took an abrupt right hand turn. The sound was louder and dead ahead. I couldn't see anything due to the interwoven branches of the trees. So, it was time to find my way again, over the boggy ground. As I made my way down off the wall, I got the eerie feeling I was not alone. I thought I was being watched. Was this to be my encounter with ancient fairies? Was there a leprechaun near by? There was a mossy primal feel to my surroundings. Maybe, it was a Hobbit. I stood as still as I could, listening and looking. I slowly turned my head as far as I could without moving my body. I saw nothing. As I slowly moved my body back to the left, I was startled by the face the peered at me through a small hole in the thick underbrush. It was the snort that made me jump a little as it came as quickly as the face appeared. A horse, no two horses, had been watching my progress for who knows how long.
I addressed the horses politely not knowing if they were "attack" or "watch" horses. As I spoke to them their ears darted forward and back. They were trying to figure out if they should be upset with this intruder or ignore the idiot bushwhacking through their backyard. They sauntered off in a direction away from the falling water. The sound was loud now. I was close.
As I looked at the waterfall more intently, it seemed to break over an unusually straight line. This "line" seemed to be connected to another straight line about 10 meters above the boulders. On top of this straight line was a square wire fence with metal poles - definitely something man-made going on up there.
My infinite wisdom and lighting quick decision making skills concluded it would be easier to cross the water and the boulders, climb the nearly vertical 10 meter wall of rocks and trees, hop the fence and take whatever the path was there back toward Kate Kearney's Cottage. Seriously? Yup!
Finding the place to cross was almost as difficult as finding an opening in the fence up at the road. Each possible traverse point contain injurious and deadly possibilities, to say nothing of a fully clothed bath. The one track chosen would include certain wetness, slight to moderate potential injury and a generous side dish of discomfort. In mid-crossing, my mind counted some details that heretofore had been kept from me: 1. My wife has no idea where I am, 2. I have no signal on my cell phone, 3. The horses would be of absolutely no help. Going back nearly doubled the statistical possibilities for disaster, so I forged ahead.
Completing the crossing with just one damp foot made the crossing an unmitigated success. Now all I needed to do was scale the 10 meter vertical. Fortunately, there were significantly sized trees growing out of this rocky wall. They would provide the necessary equipment needed to scale the "Mt. Everest" before me. Summoning my inner "Tarzan", I began my tree climbing ascent.
All was going quite well as I got within 3 meters of the fence. The vertical wall changed into a slight grade with some small shale-like stones mixed in with some football sized rocks. As I stood erect and made my way across this open space my first step revealed that this stony material was very loose, quite unlike the stone wall earlier or boulders 10 meters below. I leaned into the slope slightly so as not to pitch over backward. As I made my second step, just one meter shy of the goal, the ground under my foot gave way. I went straight to the ground with the ribs on my left side passionately embracing one of the "football" boulders. In a single instant, I realized I could not breath as I began to slide on my belly, feet first toward the vertical drop off. Like a cat not willing to take a bath, every appendage worked in overdrive to claw my way to the fence. If I could just grab the fence, I could then find the oxygen my body was screaming for. With one last lunge, my fingers caught the bottom wire with a vise-like grip.
Once over the fence, I went to the ground dizzy and gasping for air. The knife-like pain in my left side kept me from taking the deep breath I needed. Slowly, the world stopped spinning and air began to seep back into my lungs. A quick glance at the cell phone confirmed that signal was less available than the oxygen in my chest. As I worked at trying to stand I looked to remove whatever was embedded in my side. But further examination revealed nothing protruding. My eyes were clearing, breathing was moving slowly toward normal but in very small painful doses. I needed to get back to the cottage.
I took some small consolation in being right about what was beyond the fence. There was a a wide path for some type of vehicle. It was an easy walk as it paralleled the stream. Eventually, both were on the same level and a foot bridge was there to cross the stream. The path lead my into a field right behind Kate Kearney's where my two equine friends greeted me with laughing whinnies. Well, it was difficult to argue with them. A quick view of my current state; mud-caked trousers, mud and dirt on the front and back of my jacket, and shoes that looked more like horses hooves than feet. I imagine I would be laughing too.
Final Score: Gap of Donloe - 1 Mike McGlynn - 0